Crude, cute, and proudly juvenile — these cups are covered in hand-carved cartoon cocks, each one a little different, all of them gloriously ridiculous. Think school desk graffiti meets pottery studio mischief. And for the bold among you, there’s a special variation: every dick points toward a single carved asterisk — a playful little star that might just be a butthole. Each cup is carved by hand, one irreverent member at a time, meaning no two are exactly alike. Perfect for those who like their ceramics served with side-eye, smut, and a wink.
Crude, cute, and proudly juvenile — these cups are covered in hand-carved cartoon cocks, each one a little different, all of them gloriously ridiculous. Think school desk graffiti meets pottery studio mischief. And for the bold among you, there’s a special variation: every dick points toward a single carved asterisk — a playful little star that might just be a butthole. Each cup is carved by hand, one irreverent member at a time, meaning no two are exactly alike. Perfect for those who like their ceramics served with side-eye, smut, and a wink.
